Trail Name

So, the poll is closed, and the winning name is The Rum Totter despite strong showings by Finch and WOLVERINE. You decided against the apt, the ironic, and the literary and chose the absolutely ridiculous. Honestly, The Rum Totter? I have No Idea what that even means. So, being the cheeky dictator of my life, I have decided to throw out the vote and have dissidents burned in effigy. 

My name shall be Finch (or perhaps Flinch, as my sister keeps misremembering it) until Something Else comes along.