Saturday, September 5, 2009

More pictures


Flex taking a photo of some random rock art on top of a mountain.


Wimbeldon and Smile Train sitting down to breakfast


Why are they here?


We had a mountain house for a few nights, and we ate well.


Why they call me Possum.


Self-portrait

As my camera stopped working somewhere before the Whites, I'm relying on the guys I was hiking with for pictures of the last month. Hopefully I'll have some to share in the near future.

Pictures



Exploring alternate routes in Kent, CT


Crossing the Hudson


Can you guess what song we were singing all day?



Somewhere in New Jersey


View of the Delaware River


Bushwhacking off the trail to find a party on the 4th of July



Trail Angel Mary's shuttle service


Downtime during a hiker parade.


Wheeler and Winston

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Up, Over, and Onward

Well, I summited Katahdin on the 24th with my friends Smile Train, Wimbeldon, and Flex. Trail Over. All of us but Smile are happy to be done and headed home. It's been a long trip. It's been one of the best things I've ever done. And I don't know where to start fleshing those last few sentences out, but I'll make some attempt in the week or so to come.

Flex's mom picked us up on the other side of the mountain and took us to a friend's lake house for a few days where we got to relax, swim, and sail around a bit. Right now, I'm writing from Flex's home in Warminster, PA where we are hanging out before parting ways.

More later (with pictures),
-John

Friday, August 7, 2009

Gorham, New Hampshire

You have to pay for internet time in NH, so I'll be brief. We've made it through most of the White Mountains, which were gorgeous, but my camera got wet several days ago. I'll be relying on photos from the guys I'm traveling with. One of them is Flex, who updates a blog at trailjournals.com (search for "flex").

No more easy miles from here out, but the views are great, and the company is good. Wish I had more time to expound.

Monday, July 27, 2009

I'm in Hannover, on the Dartmouth campus, and I might never leave. I miss college? The miles have been going quickly the past bit, but we're about to hit the Whites, and they will slow us down. The terrain has been getting rougher for the past few days and doing 20 miles a day is much harder than it was a little while ago. The spirits are doing well though.

And I think I'm too tired to say much else right now.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Birdcage

So, I'm in Dalton, Massachussetts right now; the states have been flying by. Walked thirty-four (34) miles yesterday and am taking a break at the Birdcage. A man from Dalton, Ron, started taking in hikers five or six years ago, and he has basically turned his home into a hiker retreat. Free stay, he'll offer to slack pack people, and he often buys the beer. Really great guy, and he gets as much from it as we do (so says he), so it all works out great. Only skeezy thing about it is that he doesn't advertise, so hikers spread news about it by word of mouth. When we were approaching Dalton, we were told to "Go to the Shell station and ask for Ron." I proposed that a couple of us rub some powdered milk in our mustaches and act all whacked out, "Hey, I need to speak to Rob, man." Anyways.

So I've been hiking with three other guys for the past week or so, and we've been making good miles and having a good time. This section of the hike is sometimes referred to as the "deli-to-deli section" as you hit town at least once every day. So, there has been much gorging and much beer and still lots of hiking. The AT is not a wilderness experience. But it is an adventure.

Several nights ago, we slept on the porch of a garden center. Then, in Kent, we met a guy about our age in a supermarket who offered to let us stay at his dad's place. He showed us around his place, showed us his woodworking projects, made us a big pot of pasta, and let us burn a bunch of scrap wood for a campfire. By the way, this is not a good trail for recovering alcoholics. Next day we woke up late and decided to hike up the road instead of hitching back to the trail where we left it. Found out the railroad tracks paralleled the road, so we walked those until a guy drove up and threatened legal action unless we bushwhacked our way back to the road immediately. Then hiked along the road to a deli, split a half gallon of ice cream and then walked up mountains for a while. That night, we were along a road and a couple offered to go get pizza for us, so we sat, listened to the Postal Service and Arcade Fire, ate pizza, and hung out for a while. There was more, but memory fades. I need to get better at journaling more often.

The terrain further north is getting much better...in the sense of more interesting, challenging, fun to hike. Big mountains are coming up, and everyone is getting excited for it. There are only (?) 600 miles left, so things are winding down. At times, I wish there were fewer, as I'm somewhat ready to go home, see old friends, fall into the old routine, to really rest for a while, but I have a feeling I might have gotten a bug that will be hard to cure. Watching TV is a really weird experience for us thru-hikers; I feel even more estranged from the target audience that is our society than before. Time will tell, as they say.

Also, the guys I am hiking with have taken to calling me "Possum" as, apparently, I am disgusting and somewhate rodent-like?

Anyways, as Bertie Wooster might say, Tinkerty-tonk!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Hoowwwdeee from Palmerston, PA

Well, I've crossed the Mason-Dixon line a little over a week ago, and I haven't had sweet tea in that same time. Nor a shower. Nor have I updated the blog in a while. Well, we all do without.

I'm sitting here in the library in Palmerston, PA...the PERFECT hiker town. Absolutely wonderful. It's a nice quiet town without much traffic and just one main strip with all the shops, so everything is walkable. The town center lets hikers stay and shower for free!! Well, I guess you can tell that I'm excited to be here. I've been in a funk for the past few days. I think the excitement of crossing the halfway point has worn into the realization...dear god, I've got a thousand more miles to hike. Am trying to push on. Soon enough, I'll hit the point where sheer stubborness will win through. But, as always, it's not all bad. I picked up a free book here at the library...A Pilgrim at Tinker's Creek by Annie Dillard. I happened to cross over Tinker's Creek a few hundred miles ago, so it will be interesting reading about it, plus she's a pretty good writer. Also, Sarah Marcum, if you happen to read this, she mentions a book that I thought you would like, "Space and Sight" by Marius von Senden who describes the experiences of people who gained sight after cataract surgery became a possibility. I think an obscure book, but it looks fascinating.

Right, so, I have 60 days left to hike if I am going to get done by the first of September and 940ish miles to go. That's about 16 miles a day without taking any days off. Hopefully, I'll average about 20 miles a day and earn a day off every four days. That, I think, will be key to keeping the spirits up. I'm going to try not to do the math very often, though and just run with it, take it as it comes, else It'll dominate my hike, my mood, etc.

A brief recap? Why not...

So, since I last wrote, I've gotten in to DC. I pushed rather hard to get there and get there before the 10:30 train left, and I had a mini breakdown as I was night hiking to Harper's Ferry. It was about eleven, and I thought I'd been making good time and passed Crescent Rock early on, only to discover that, about an hour later, I was just then passing Crescent Rock, and I still had 17 miles to go to town. Not only that, I had left one of the neatest hostels on the trail, stocked with a couple of friends, to get into town. Well, already sleep deprived, I was about to give up, and I lay down for a nap. But woke up two hours later and decided to give it another go and get seven miles out of the way. I ended up getting about 11 miles from H. Ferry before passing out again for another three hours, then making a death march into town from 6-9:30 that morning. About the hardest thing I've ever done. And the train was late by like an hour and a half. Bah.

But getting in to DC was great, as was seeing Andres and Veronica, who were both gracious hosts. I only wish I had come on a weekend. Besides the city, it was neat to see their relationship...it's really the first functional, adult relationship I've gotten to see among my friends (I sure hope I'm not unintentionally offending anyone with that remark). Anyway, they are both looking after each other, struggling a little with life after school, maybe, but building a life for themselves in the city. Neat.

Alright, so my manic writing mood/muse has departed, so I'm going to fill in a bit more later. After some food. Lots of food.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Hiker Trash


A Long Way to Go

Best Sunset Photo I've Taken

Moe and Red Lion

Caught in a Hail Storm


Team Triple Crown


Part of a Rattler

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Roller Coasters

It's amazing how quickly fortunes and moods can change out here. My mood will vary from minute to minute depending on the terrain sometimes or hour to hour depending on whether I'm eating enough or day to day depending on weather, people, or I don't know what.

The day before yesterday was one of the hardest I've had on the trail. It had been raining off and on for several days, the trail was rough, I hadn't eaten enough, and I had kinda been ditched (not really, but I was hiking alone) by the people I had been hiking with for a while, and I had lost my headlamp. But, the weather cleared off, I got a ride into town, had a great AYCE meal, met the people I had been chasing all day, and got a good dry place for the night. The next day, I had an easy hike over good terrain, saw several people I hadn't seen in a while, picked up two hitches real easily, found the guy with my headlamp, helped return a tent to a hiking buddy I had passed on the trail, and he bought me a burger and a coke. (Wish I had time to flesh this out better and more clearly)

The weather was beautiful, and the views were great from Mckafee Knob and Tinker Cliffs. I tried to cowboy camp (camp without setting up tent or getting in a shelter) on the top of the cliffs and watch the sunrise to cap off a wonderful day, but then a storm rolled in at 3:00 in the morning last night, and I had to pack up and race down to a shelter crowded with Boy Scouts, cram into a spot, only to have a leak spring right above my head and drip on my sleeping bag. Then the scouts got up at 5:30 in the morning and made noise until they left around 8:30. But they made up for it by giving me beef jerkey, pop tarts, oreos, and some trail food, and the scout leader was very friendly. And today I had a really nice 9 mile stroll into town, had some good conversation along the way, and there was cold beer sitting at the trail head. And since then, I've been eating pizza and ice cream, drinking beer, and sitting in the sun by the pool with some guys I've been hiking with for the past few days. Sometimes, life is good.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Pearisburg, Va.

Virginia has been great so far, but the rain came this morning, and a group of us have stopped and are having a zero. Up till today, I've had a week and several days without rain, and the weather has been pretty cool for the most part. The few views that we've had have been fantastic; everything is green now, green and wonderful. Have seen several deer and a badger but no bears yet ;/ Staying tonight at the Rendezvous Motel. Will push on tomorrow, rain or no, and head for Catawba, where I've been told is some real good country cooking.

I'm sitting here in a library at the moment, and it of all things is making me think about home more than I have in a long while. I'm seeing lots of books and authors that were all around the bookstore (noticed that the new Ludlum/Lusteberger book is now out in paperback), and, it being a rainy day, I am somewhat pining to sit inside on a sofa and read a book.

Out here, life has no narration. While we are all on our way to Katahdin, how we get there, how long it takes, and so many of the things in between are unscripted, and I find myself pining for stories, something with characters, heroes, plot. I suppose these are things I naturally long for and usually find fulfilled through books, news, community but have just not found to the same degree out here. No books, no news, no steady community (but great people), just wilderness, a trail, and a destination. Wonder if I will find myself pining for this situation when I have it reversed.

Well, I'm over a quarter of the way there. 625 miles. I'm hoping to finish by the middle of August (maybe summit Katahdin on my bday), and then there is a canoe route just north of Katahdin I think I would like to check out, and we'll see after that (I'll come home eventually, Mom).

Veronica just sent me a wonderful video for Queen lovers: http://vimeo.com/1531870 which I've been listening to over and over. I miss music, too.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Atkins, Va.

Well, the internet has been scarce out here (and sometimes expensive when you find it. I'm paying 5.00 for 30 minutes, but the people at the gas station here are awesome and doing their best to cater to hikers, so I think it's justifiable.), but so have showers, laundry, and various other important things (I'm washing my clothes for the first time in about two weeks.).

For the past few weeks, the hiking has been pretty good. There was a week long stretch of rain, but that is over, and I've been enjoying sunshine and good views through the Grayson Highland area and thereabouts. And I've run into a bunch of great people, but it's proven difficult to keep everyone together with injuries, family emergencies, and different paces. Oh well, it at least helps to know they are out there and to run into them from time to time. My crew for the past bit has been Big Tuna, Red Lion, Hardcore, Moe!, Rocket (i.e. (Snot Rocket)), and Lucky Joe. Interesting names, pretty good assortment of people.

I promised to try not to do stream-of-consciousness-blogging, but given the conditions and the amount of stuff I could say, it's really hard not to. I hope to get pictures up sometime and to show off the beard, but it will take some doing to get that done. But I do have one question for you...I know I made a vow to not shave the beard until I crested Katahdin, but am I allowed to trim it? Right now, the whiskers of the mustache are beginning to creep down in front of the lip, and I've gotten ketchup and other savory bits mixed up in it already. Am I allowed to trim this area, or do I have to buy wax and work out some handlebars? I will take your comments in mind.

No bears yet. Some raw spots on feet but no blisters. More tan than ever...really bad farmer's tan. Still smelly after shower.

Alright, enough for now.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Hey from 60 miles south of Damascus

Wow, life happens fast when you live it. I have no idea what all to say here, but I'm having a good time and have met lots of good people. Hopefully I'll have time to collect my thoughts in a bit and post more. (Shocked from just finding out about Farai and Stacy!! Congrats! I now have a deadline for my hike.)

-Junior

Friday, April 24, 2009

Off Again

Well, I'm sitting here about to head out again, and I feel I should have some inspiring quotation or other to mark the occasion. I know Will said some things about going once more into the breech, and there is the famous,] line about try, trying again, but they don't strike me. So I'll just share a few of my favorites for the sake of sharing.

It was their way of defying that tricky place Earth. That place will hurt you if you let it get the hop on you. They spooked the Earth spooks away with their stories. They whistled in the dark.

-R.A. Lafferty


To you who are scattered and broken, gather again and mend. Rebuild always, and again I say rebuild. Renew the face of the earth. It is a loved face, but now it is covered with the webs of tired spiders. - Lafferty

"There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind."

-Kurt Vonnegut (a character is Baptizing some babies)


"Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?" -Vonnegut

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. -Vonnegut

If you get to the fork in the road, take it. -Yogi Berra

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when."

-P.G. Wodehouse



And pictures of a guy with a "pet" bear.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Pictures Along the Way

Trail Magic from the Trail Dames
Most photographed tree on the trail
Mountain spring
Trail no step had trodden black
First state line
Luna Moth
My first snake on the trail
On a good day...

Turned 'round the corner and saw this staring at me.

A Fool's Adventure

Had I set out on April first, I think I would have taken The April Fool as my trail name. But I don't think of foolishness in a pejorative sense but rather in the openness and fumbling we find ourselves in when first heading off to college or starting music lessons. As a thought, a hope for some small salvation, I jumped eagerly at the idea of hiking the trail. As a quickly approaching reality, I had to wrestle with the emotional turmoil of opening oneself to and shrank a little. But few times in my life have I experienced the exhilaration I felt on the cold and misty morning when I took the right fork of the trail up to Springer Mountain, leaving family, friends, comfort, safety?, and routine down the left. I hiked over thirteen miles my first day, sped along by this energy and hurried by the hope of outdistancing a creature come right out of trail lore that I had run into the night before I had even stepped on the trail. A creature named Elmer.

My dad and I stayed at the Hike Inn Lodge a few miles off the approach trail along with about 30 other hikers who were there for the weekend. Of them all, I was the only prospective thru-hiker, except for this shifty, somewhat muddled, somewhat paunchy, sixty year old. When pressed about where he was from or how far he planned on going, he didn't give a very coherent answer. He apparently started somewhere in Alabama, on ??? trail and was going until his body couldn't go anymore. The night before, he apparently hadn't had any food, and he mentioned one time when he ate a packet of instant oatmeal dry. He seemed to be a sponger and a bit of a con man. I saw him take out four rolls from the dining hall, presumably his dinner for the next? days, unless he could get some somewhere else. I wasn't sure whether he paid for a room at the inn, or, as you can at many places, he had worked for stay and a meal. He wasn't quite clueless, and while at dinner, my dad and I chatted with a French-German couple about various places in Europe, and it seemed that one of his eleven brothers and sisters had something quite generic to say about each place we mentioned ("yeah, he said it was really beautiful there"). He had also apparently walked much of the trail before but was unspecific about which parts.

Well, at some point during the dinner, I heard his name for the first time, and gears in my head clicked. I remembered there was a character in a trail memoir I had read by a guy who hiked in 2003 who was a trail con man - generally unpleasant to be around, never gave a straight story, had lots of brothers and sisters, mooched his way along the trail, and was arrested at one point for stealing gear from hikers as they slept - named, best as I can remember, Elmer (though a con man might change his name). As we set out from the inn that first morning, he said to me, "It's easy to get lost on this trail. Stick close to me, and I'll take care of you."

I had told my dad what I suspected and asked him to check the book when he got home. As we had three miles to the trail that morning, when we set out, my dad and I legged it and left Elmer behind, said our goodbyes, and then I headed for Springer. Well there wasn't much of a view at the top, but I met some other excited hikers and got a picture.

I figured I had well outpaced old Elmer, and several more miles down the trail, I stopped with a few other hikers for lunch. They all packed out pretty quickly while I lingered over lunch a bit long - too long. As I made my way back onto the trail, I found old Elmer there. He didn't seem to need lunch and set off with me. I tried to drop him several times but never quite could, it seemed. One time I was well ahead of him but made a wrong turn, and sure enough he was there when I found the trail again. I began to get a bit worried, but there were other people all around, and I figured I wasn't too bad off. Funny that much as I tried to drop him, I saw him most my first four days.

When my dad got back and checked the book, he determined that Elmer was not the con man from the book. Elmer was a nice guy who ran a hostel somewhere in Va., I think, and Mac was the con man. My Elmer, though, was creepy enough that I didn't feel bad about having thought so of him. I was a mixture of of pity and relief, though, when I saw him the fourth day getting off the trail due to knee troubles.

Those first few days, I didn't fall in with anyone for very long but enjoyed those I did walk with. I outpaced pretty much everyone I saw, as I was grinding up mountains and running down them, which, of course, led to my own knee trouble. While making the hiking something of a grind, joint pain made me actually slow down a bit. For a while I had to resort to cane to help get around. Unfortunately the woods were not similarly helpful in providing top hat and monocle. And when not pretending to be an English dandy on a thru-hike, I did my best to imitate Luke Kelly belting out the lines to ( Raglan Road). Though, for the first two days I had that song in my head, I couldn't remember the third verse, and I had no way to figure it out. A common frustration on the trail.

More later.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

The Sitch

Well, I've waited a few days to write a post up here, not having too definite grip on my future and being uncertain what to say...I am back at home for a bit, having arrived this past Thursday.

On Tuesday night, I came down with a bit of food poisoning, I think. Maybe something in the water. Regardless, that night was one of the worst of my life. Fever, chills, lump in stomach, unable to move out of sleeping bag or get a wink of sleep for 13 hours. Luckily, I was only a mile out of town, and I stumbled in the next morning, got a hostel, and called the parents to prepare a rescue. Although, I had mostly convalesced by the time the parent came, I was ready to go home for a while and reassess the Appalachian adventure. While the trip has had its good parts, it's had its share of misery, too. It's been cold, wet, cold and wet, remarkably un-scenic, especially with most peaks and balds being misted over, rather crowded at camping sights, but with few people complementary to my mold. And trail food has been really bad.

But, after a few days off, the edge of these discomforts has worn away, and I've decided to order a new sleeping bag, a new stove, get together a better menu, and head out again in a bit. Don't think I'm headed all the way to Katahdin, but I'd like to get through the Smokies and I'll see after that.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Update from Franklin, N.C.

So, it's been a little over a week hiking so far and I've made it 107.7 miles. Haven't gotten attacked by any badgers, but there were mice everywhere in the shelter last night.

The pace has been pretty slow, as I'm trying to get my body adjusted to all the hiking. Already, I think this is probably the hardest thing I've ever done. The trail goes up all sorts of mountains, and, even worse, it goes down them. My knees and ankles ache, and I'm going to take a zero here in Franklin in hopes of repairing myself a bit. And get a warmer sleeping bag and swap my tent for something that will keep out water.

But the people have been great, for the most part. I'm sitting here next to Missing Person, thru-hiker of yore, whose been all over and is an all-round decent guy. We're soon to head back to the hotel and look at the picture box and fall asleep after gorging ourselves at the local steakhouse.

The original title for this post was going to be "JC returns on Easter" or somesuch, but it didn't really pan out that way. Funny phrase, that. /end stream of conscious blogpost

p.s. hopefully pictures sometime

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

I'm off...




That's me sporting a clean-shaven face and a good bit of forehead. It actually looks like someone photoshopped the image to add an inch of forehead - the way the face above the eyebrows has a sort of crease while above it lie the Siberian planes of my forehead. (I'm just not used to the look -- I was born with and have always had significantly longer hair)


My gear all spread out. 

N.B. I decided against taking the rocking chair.


All packed up.


My dog, Zizou.

Robinson Crusoe

G.K. Chesterton (the one on the left) once said, "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese," and I think it is rightly and well said. But that's not really where I wanted to go with this. He also wrote a bit about Robinson Crusoe:

Robinson Crusoe is a man on a small rock with a few comforts just snatched from the sea: the best thing in the book is simply the list of things saved from the wreck. The greatest of poems is an inventory.  Every kitchen tool becomes ideal because Crusoe might have dropped it in the sea. It is a good exercise, in empty or ugly hours of the day, to look at anything, the coal-scuttle or the bookcase, and think how happy one could be to have brought it out of the sinking ship on to the solitary island.  
And so, I've written a poem of my own:

backpack

sleeping bag

sleeping pad

emergency blanket

tent

bandana

sham wow

50 ft nylon cord

notepad

pen

collapsible cup

spork

water purifying tablets

3 pairs of socks

stove windscreen

stove

fuel

first aid

hygiene

sunglass clipons

camera and attachments

phone

6 days worth of food?

emily dickenson

the code of the woosters

trail guide

deet

rain pants

rain jacket

cashmere sweater

long johns

two fast-wicking shirts

shorts

3 pairs of socks

2 1/2 inch knife

cap

gator

gloves

two 1-liter bottles of wter

another water bladder

headlamp

Weight without food and water: 15.7 lbs.
Weight all-together: 32 lbs

Trail Name

So, the poll is closed, and the winning name is The Rum Totter despite strong showings by Finch and WOLVERINE. You decided against the apt, the ironic, and the literary and chose the absolutely ridiculous. Honestly, The Rum Totter? I have No Idea what that even means. So, being the cheeky dictator of my life, I have decided to throw out the vote and have dissidents burned in effigy. 

My name shall be Finch (or perhaps Flinch, as my sister keeps misremembering it) until Something Else comes along. 

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Land of Nonsense?

Deer mouse,

sea cows gopher lion cheetahs
or sea lion buffalo buffalo rats 
or gopher otter porpoises.

While the insect said, mantis European honey bee fly

oh deer

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

An Invitation

Having mentioned my ambitions to some of you earlier, several of you expressed interest in joining me in my perambulations through the assorted wildernesses - having adventures. If this thing goes off like I hope it will, I plan to spend about five months traveling from Springer Mountain, Ga to Mt. Katahdin, beginning in early April. I will be traveling northward at about .583 mph average velocity. If you think you might want to and be able to join me for dinner or adventures and sundry, let me know, and we'll try to work it out.

Interested parties my drop a note here or send me a message at jay oh tea aytch see oh at gmail

Trail Name

One of the big traditions of the trail is to use a trail name or moniker to identify oneself. There are no rules governing this choice, and one may select a name for any number of reasons. Commonly, people wait until they are out on the trail, and fellow hikers will dub them according to some freak event or habit or characteristic. However, having seen the results of these dubious dubbings and having no desire to be known as Mudbutt, Nutless, Flabby Tabby, or Scrot, I have decided to prepare my pseudonym. And so, I invite you (yes, you) to help decide my name. I have posted a poll* to the side here with a few choices I find appealing or funny in some way, and I encourage you to vote for the one you think best. Or, if there are some good write-ins, I will add them and have another poll. 

Now, I feel, for my sake, I must ask you to take heed as to the moment of this decision. You are, in some way, setting a tone for the hike. Names, especially when assumed or symbolic, mold and shape the identity of the person. To put it awkwardly, one might even say, if one were so inclined, that there are some ways in which one does not really have a name so much as the name takes claim of one. Having said that, I look forward to your input.

*John Cotham is in no way legally bound to the results of this poll and reserves the right to adopt whichever name he chooses. The poll and dialog about it are purely for amusement.

Welcome

Well, the time has come; I have, as it were, taken the plunge and put in my notice at work, and I will soon be heading out to hike the Appalachian Trail. For those of you still fond of me, you may follow my adventures here. I will try to keep the posts light and breezy, saving my philosophical musings and Deep Thoughts for when I see you in person, and to put up pictures occasionally. For the rest of you, I will be keeping a tally of water and insect-born diseases contracted, broken bones, blood-blisters, and encounters with dangerous beasties and digits and appendages surrendered unto.